Har group mein ek “Sarabi Dost” zaroor hota hai — woh banda jo har party ka hero aur har hangover ka zero hota hai! 😆 Uske jokes bottle se tez nikalte hain, aur uske dance moves gravity ko challenge karte hain. Chahe shaadi ho, breakup ho, ya bas ek boring Friday night — uska favourite dialogue hota hai, “Bhai, sirf ek peg aur!” Yeh blog unhi doston ke naam, jo hamesha “cheers” ke saath yaad bante hain! 🍾🥂
1. The Starter – Daaru se pehle lecture
Sabse pehle toh yeh dost har baar kehata hai, “Main aaj zyada nahi piyunga.” Uske baad wohi banda sabse pehle glass bhar ke bolta hai, “Cheers, bhai!” Aur fir hota hai emotional session — ex ki yaadein, boss ka gussa, life ke goals — sab glass mein ghul jaate hain. Uske dialogues hote hain classic:
“Main bura nahi hoon, bas samjha nahi gaya…” 😅
2. The Midway Madness – Jab daaru bolti hai
Thoda mood chadte hi, uska transformation hota hai. Normal dost se woh ban jaata hai DJ Sarabi, Dancer Sarabi, aur kabhi-kabhi Philosopher Sarabi. Gaane loud, lights off, aur woh bolta hai, “Bhai, mujhe dance karne do, main free ho gaya!” Uske dance steps alag hi dimension mein hote hain — thoda Govinda, thoda Jackie Chan, aur zyada Tarzan! 😂
3. The Emotional Damage – Dost aur hugs
Daaru ka level badhte hi, emotional mode on ho jaata hai. “Bhai tu mera asli dost hai!” ye line kam se kam 10 baar repeat hoti hai. Har kisi ko hug, har kisi se pyar. Ek pal pe woh roya, doosre pe hansa, aur teesre pe bola — “Chalo Goa chalte hain abhi!”
4. The Late Night Adventures – Bina plan ke safar
Kisi bhi raat, jab Sarabi-Dost saath ho, kuch bhi ho sakta hai. Kabhi woh roadside chai pe debate kar raha hota hai, kabhi random logon se dosti kar leta hai. Auto wale se bolta hai, “Bhai, tu mere jaisa lagta hai.” Aur subah? Phone gallery bhar jaati hai funny selfies se, jisme half photos blurred, half tilted! 📸
5. The Morning After – Hangover aur promises
Agli subah wohi Sarabi Dost uthta hai headache ke saath aur kehta hai, “Main ab kabhi nahi piyunga.” Sab hans padte hain, kyunki sab jaante hain — ye line sirf agle Friday tak valid hai! 😜 Phir wahi cycle shuru, wahi plans, aur wahi masti.
🥃 20 Sarabi Dost Jokes
1.
Sarabi Dost bolta hai – “Main aaj sirf ek peg lunga!”
Do minute baad – bottle gayab! 😆
Uska slogan hai – “Bhai, mood ban gaya!”
Aur sab dost haste hue – “Yeh toh asli Sarabi Dost hai!”
2.
Ek Sarabi Dost hamesha emotional hota hai,
Daaru ke baad sabse zyada dosti yaad hoti hai!
“Tu mera bhai hai!” – woh baar-baar kehta hai,
Phir subah poochta hai – “Kal main roya tha kya?” 😂
3.
Jab Sarabi Dost kehta hai “Main fine hoon,”
Toh samajh lo ground uska best friend ban gaya!
Seedha chalne ki koshish karta hai,
Aur wall usse hug kar leti hai! 🤣
4.
Sarabi-Dost ka dance alag hi level ka hota hai,
DJ band ho jaaye tab bhi nahi rukta hai!
Step kuch Govinda jaise, kuch Dharmendra style,
Aur sab chilla rahe – “Oye Sarabi Dost, bas kar bhai!” 💃
5.
Ek baar Sarabi Dost ne waiter ko bola,
“Bhai, thoda strong banana!”
Waiter bola – “Yeh toh juice hai!”
Sarabi Dost – “Toh daaru ka bura time chal raha hai!” 😂
6.
Sarabi Dost selfie lene gaya tha,
Camera khula, par aankh band thi! 😅
Subah dekha – photo mein fan aur ceiling light,
Caption – “Best night ever!” 😂
7.
Har party ka star – hamara Sarabi Dost,
Jo sober nahi hota, sirf emotional hota hai!
Daaru ke saath poetry bolta hai,
Aur end mein table pe so jaata hai! 😴
8.
Sarabi Dost ka favourite dialogue – “Main handle kar lunga!”
Aur 10 minute baad handle karne wale dhoond rahe hote hain! 🤦♂️
Woh ek peg mein philosopher ban jaata hai,
Aur second peg mein superhero! 🦸♂️
9.
Ek baar Sarabi Dost ne bola – “Bhai, Goa chalte hain!”
Sab hans diye, par woh serious tha! 😆
Auto wale ko bola – “Goa le chalo bhai!”
Auto wala – “Meter se ya meter ke bina?” 😂
10.
Sarabi Dost aur phone dangerous combo hai,
Daaru ke baad contact list dushman ban jaati hai!
“Ex ko call karu?” – uska favourite question,
Aur agle din delete-delete game shuru! 📱
11.
Sarabi Dost ke dialogues hote hain classic,
“Main bura nahi hoon, bas samjha nahi gaya!” 😅
Daaru ke saath dard bhi mix hota hai,
Aur hum bas popcorn leke dekhte hain drama! 🍿
12.
Sarabi Dost ke jokes ke saath party full on hoti hai,
Sab hasta hai, koi serious nahi rehta!
Woh bolta hai – “Main comedian nahi, dil se drinker hoon!”
Aur sab reply karte – “Aur hum tere fan hain!” 😂
13.
Sarabi Dost ke plans kabhi fix nahi hote,
Dinner ka plan, aur end mein long drive! 🚗
Woh gaadi se gaana lagata hai “Aaj phir jeene ki tamanna hai,”
Aur next signal pe so jaata hai! 😂
14.
Ek Sarabi Dost ne bola – “Daaru sach bulwati hai!”
Dusre ne bola – “Kal tu mere boss ko call kiya tha!” 😬
Woh bola – “Ohh… toh boss bhi sach jaanta hai!”
Aur fir dono ne milke resignation letter likha! 😂
15.
Sarabi Dost ka hangover ek mystery hai,
Headache + guilt + funny stories combo! 🤕
Subah uthke kehta hai – “Main kabhi nahi piyunga!”
Aur shaam ko fir wahi peg ready! 🍺
16.
Sarabi Dost ka Insta story level alag hota hai,
Half video dance, half selfie blurred! 🤳
Caption – “Life is beautiful, bro!”
Aur subah delete kar deta hai sab! 😂
17.
Jab Sarabi Dost romantic hota hai,
Woh bottle ko bhi “Jaanu” keh deta hai! 😆
Daaru se pyaar aur ex se nafrat,
Classic combo of confusion and emotion! ❤️
18.
Sarabi Dost ke saath party boring nahi hoti,
Woh sabko hassata, rulata, nachata hai! 😂
Uska motto simple – “Life short hai, peg strong hona chahiye!”
Aur sab kehte – “Cheers, Sarabi Dost!” 🥂
19.
Sarabi Dost ka logic level NASA se upar hota hai,
“Thoda milake zyada banta hai!” 🤓
Phir woh scientist ban jaata hai kitchen mein,
Aur cocktail ki jagah chemical bana deta hai! 💥
20.
Aakhir mein, Sarabi Dost hi toh real hero hai,
Jisne har party memorable banayi! 😎
Uske bina na maza, na hangover!
Cheers to every Sarabi Dost out there! 🍻
“Daaru” toh bas ek reason hoti hai, asli maza toh un doston ke saath hota hai jo har situation mein hansa dete hain. Sarabi Dost No.1 hamesha yaad rehta hai — uske jokes, uske nakhre, aur uske hangover ke saath. Life thodi boring hoti hai unke bina. Toh agla jab bhi plan bane, ek “Cheers” un doston ke naam zaroor ho jaye, jo har raat ko yaadgaar bana dete hain! 🍻
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